What does the 5-feet closest to your home say about you?
FormLA Team. January 2026. No, we do not have a psychologist on staff. We cannot guess your Enneagram type from a glance at your home. That said, we have been preparing wildfire defensive gardens for more than a decade now, and we do see some patterns. Here is our very technical, super-statistical assessment of what you might need and feel as you prepare the 5-feet closest to your home to resist wildfire.
Obviously, this quiz is tongue and cheek. While silly, we hope it let’s you know you are not alone and helps you see your way through what’s next.
Rest assured, we see wildfire defense as a serious matter. We are among the many Angelenos still wrestling with grief, anger, guilt, resentment, denial, and the very real challenges of rebuilding, reconnecting and letting go. We’re committed to also be among those continually rekindling LA’s trademark optimism and good humor. They are necessary to inspiring the wise, connected action that will make us all safer.
